Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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black people

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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