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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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