- Anti Joke

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.