- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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