"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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