What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

human centipede

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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