What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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