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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Apple hates Blackberry.