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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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