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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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