What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Yes

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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