What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Maths.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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