- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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