- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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