- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Good job, son.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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