- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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