- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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