Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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