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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

whats brown and sticky a stick

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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