What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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