- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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