Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Feminism.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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