A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Anti Joke

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