What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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