- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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