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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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