What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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this is not a drill.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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