- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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