- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Bob Saget

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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