- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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