- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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