- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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