- Anti Joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.