- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Amanda Knox walks home free.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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