Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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cory

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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