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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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