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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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