the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What would u like to drink?

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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