What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Hi what I lug you

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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