whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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