What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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