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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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