curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

There's my tractor.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Two baby seals walk into a club.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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