A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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