- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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