- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

that wall over there ->

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

That's illegal What? Your mom

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