- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

j.p. is dumb

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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