What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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