- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

The child was fired from his job.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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