- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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