What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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