What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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