There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Anti Joke

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