- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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