- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

there once was a frog with no leggs

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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