- Anti Joke

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Albino African Americans

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake