- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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