whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Good job, son.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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