What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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