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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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