- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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