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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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