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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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