- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A blonde dies Lololol

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??