- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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