A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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black people swimming

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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