- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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