Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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