- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Refridgerator.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

feminism

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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