- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

That is so fetch

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

THe Election

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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