Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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batman has diarrhea

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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