Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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