Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A guy walks into a bar

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A black man walks out of a police station

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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