- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

woman's rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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