- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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