A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

woman's rights

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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