What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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