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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Women.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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