- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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