My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A baby seal walks into a club.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

The New York Giants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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