- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

guess what? bannanas

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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