Waseem is a hard worker.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

James Patrick Campbell

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why can't jokes spit?

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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