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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Sarah Palin.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's half of 8? o

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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