What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A pope meets another one

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Sarah Palin.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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