- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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