A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Women's professional sports

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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