An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What fires shots? A gun

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Make me famous

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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