A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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