- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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