- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

The chickens have become self-aware!

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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