- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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