- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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