how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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