- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

knock knock i have diarrhea

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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