What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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here's a joke... the american education society

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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