- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anyone can post anything.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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