Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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