- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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