- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

an american walks out of a strip club.

This isn't funny.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A bar walks into a man

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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