Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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