What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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i like turtles

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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