- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

my penis

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.