- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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