What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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