- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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