i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Camerons hair is Curly..

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

No your aunties a joke

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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