- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

if you don't like this you're gay

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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