Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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