Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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