- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Then none of us want to be right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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