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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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