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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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