- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Women's rights

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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