what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Anti Joke

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