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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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