- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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