- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

I just threw up..In my pants.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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