- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what is 3+3= 8

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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