- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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