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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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