- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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