- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

David Cameron

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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