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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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