- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

were at work systems r down

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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