If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

A car walks into a bar.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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