What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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