- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

If you were a cactus, why?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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