Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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dallen loves penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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