- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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